Told to me by one of my carpool kids:

Yossi: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Yossi: To get the Chinese Newspaper. You get it?
Me: No.
Yossi: Me neither. I get the Times.

(Not bad for a 10 year old.)

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