Monday, September 24, 2007
Yaakov: Are you looking at the Danish goyim again?
Me: Well I am looking at Mary. She's beautiful.
Yaakov: (squinting at screen) You think she's beautiful? I don't find her attractive at all.
Me: Are you on drugs? She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
Yaakov: (shrugging) I don't think she's that attractive. You're better looking than that.
Me: Yaakov, She's married to the prince of Denmark. He could marry anybody. There's a reason why she's the princess.
Yaakov: Well you're my princess.
I give you all a brocha that your husbands are as blind as mine.