Thursday, June 07, 2007
PDA's...

To the couple 2 carts ahead of me,

You are wretched and disgusting. Why, why, why did you insist on pulling a PDA at Wal-Mart?

If I wanted to watch people slurping each other, I would buy a television (at Wal-Mart, how convenient).

I hope you contracted some creepy Wal-Mart germs during your copious saliva exchange.

Remember, you are vile scum.

~ Maven ~

(Yaakov: "PDA's? Personal Digital Assistants? I don't get it.")


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