Monday, October 10, 2005
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We see in our da'avening that natural disasters are a part of G-d's Revelation. It's part of the Ultimate Redemption.

"...Fire will go before Him and consume His foes all around...the Earth will see and tremble...mountains will melt like wax...the nations will tremble...the rivers raise their raging waves..."

So I guess - on some level - I should be happy about this current disaster. It fits the biblical bill. Moshiach is on the way, right?

All I see are dusty, crying women.


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